Declaration of Perfection!

I am not perfect.

I live on the planet Earth where humans live. Humans aren't perfect.

Never have been. Never will be.

So I don't always wear the right clothes.

And I don't always use the right shoes.

My memory sometimes fails me.

I don't look like a fashion model.

I don't cook like a French chef.

I don't always do what people expect of me.

I am human. I am imperfect.

But there is no one else like me in this whole wide world.

I am unique. I am a miracle. That me!